Jesus Christ in the jury pool

Saw this item online just now. The headline reads, "Jesus Christ dumped from jury pool," or something like that.

I want to meet Jesus some day, but I'm not sure I want him (or in this case, her) sitting in the jury box.

(Wait a minute? Isn't that part of Jesus Christ's job? I mean, the real JC, not some pretender who changed her name. Isn't Jesus going to "pass judgement" on us; decide if we're going to heaven or hell? That is, if we believe in a hell. Hmmm.... I'll have to ponder on this one some more.)